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pigeons could screech like that until I stupidly got a cheese sandwich and took it outside.
The Ugly Pigeon had loads of feathers missing and 􏰀􏰁􏰂􏰃􏰀 􏰅􏰆􏰁􏰂􏰇􏰀􏰆 􏰈􏰉 􏰇􏰀􏰆􏰊 􏰉􏰋 􏰌􏰍􏰎􏰉 􏰏􏰈􏰉􏰎 􏰉􏰎􏰆 􏰀􏰆􏰂􏰍􏰇􏰐􏰐􏰀 􏰂􏰑􏰊 crows for all the playground leftovers (and I’m pretty sure I saw it with a weapon one time). Then one day, someone noticed that it hadn’t been around for a while, and that’s when the rumours started. Some people said it was dead, some people said it had gone to terrorise another school, and Max Martin said he saw Mr Lump take it home to be his pet when he retired last week. (Max Martin has “truth-telling” issues.)
Then someone came up with the worst thing ever – the Ugly Pigeon Wind. And everyone believed it, even Charles Wainsworth, who doesn’t believe in ANYTHING spooky or supernatural and once had an argument with Miss Morgan (who teaches RE) for a whole period. At the end, Miss Morgan said that it hadn’t been an argument, and that it had been a “discussion”. But I didn’t believe her because she looked like she wanted to smash his face in with her stapler.
Anyway, the Ugly Pigeon Wind became a thing
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