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PETUNIA PERRY AND THE CURSE OF THE UGLY PIGEON – A MEMOIR
SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION BEFORE WE START
My grossly under-deodorised English teacher says it’s important to “set the scene” when beginning a story, so I shall now tell you that while I write this I am sitting in my wardrobe with a torch, like someone at sea in an old movie. You may think it’s weird that I’m sitting in a wardrobe. Or you may have just assumed that I am mega-rich and have one of those huge walk-in, room-sized wardrobes that you could easily 􏰀􏰁 􏰃 􏰄􏰃􏰅􏰅􏰆􏰄􏰇􏰈􏰁􏰉􏰇 􏰊􏰈􏰋􏰊􏰌􏰇􏰍 􏰎􏰏 􏰐􏰑􏰒 􏰃􏰉􏰇 􏰁􏰓􏰊􏰈􏰔􏰊􏰈􏰕 􏰇􏰊􏰁􏰓􏰇􏰉 􏰑􏰏 these things then you are wrong because:
1 It is not weird (unusual, yes, but not weird). Because it said on the Internet that if you
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