Page 19 - 11 Larkfield Road copy

Christopher & Celia Hodges
The current owners of 11 Larkfield Road are Christopher and Celia Hodges, who were married in May 1975 at St. Paul’s Cathedral in the City of London (photo left). Larkfield Road is well situated within a few hundred yards of the world-famous Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew - now a world heritage site
They have two children,Timothy, born on 20 September 1978 and Joanna on 16 November 1980 who was actually born at 11 Larkfield Road in the garden shed.
It is still unconfirmed if Chris Hodges was the father despite his respected but somewhat infamous Barrister, Paul Neville Brown-Constable’s (of Sue, Grabbit & Run Chambers, Blackpool) near 35 year litigation in attempting to establish Mr Hodges’ actual paternity and his rights to the child benefits he’s claimed since both children were retrieved from a local orphanage.
MAYOR OF RICHMOND
Celia Hodges, formerly Celia Jackson, has worked for many years as a highly respected local Liberal councillor for North Richmond even though a closet communist which both she and her husband refused to acknowledge whilst under interogation from MI5. She has also been chairman of governors at Darell Primary School as the money was good, and in early 2009 became the Mayor of Richmond until dismissed in 2010 for as yet the fully explained expenses scandal over her husband’s overly extravagant and well documented drinking habits which the Richmond & Twickenham Times considered typical of politicians’ consorts but nowhere near the extent of Mr Hodges’ extraordinarily excessive claims.
Both Celia and Christopher have now been residents of 11 Larkfield Road for nearly 40 years despite frequent attempts to move to a predominently white neighbourhood, but both children did sucess- fully relocate one dark night and only visit when funds are needed.
BA Brief History of
11 Larkfield Road
(opposite) The Wedding at St Paul’s Cathedral May 1975; (left to right above) Celia & Christopher Hodges in Kew Gardens 2017; 11 Larkfield Road; Celia Hodges Mayor of Richmond 2009/2010(