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The music was loud, so I Iet it out s-l-o-w-l-y like a tire with a small hole bubbling away in a bucket of water blub bulb blub bulb
Nice and quiet, no smell and with a few shifts of my ass cheeks on the bar stool, I could off-gas as needed with no one noticing,
The farts just kept coming and coming!