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The following series of events took place yesterday in the Metropolitan Borough of St Helens on Merseyside 9 00 am
Thatto Heath HyphensCauseHavoc
10 45am
Rainhill OrphanFinallyFound
11 30am
Eccleston ScalingOutbreakAlert!
1 1 15 pm
Rainford ProofreadingProtests Persist
5 00pm
ClockFace SignalsSurplusMuddle
Village blighted by misunderstandings and and confusion as witness declares “Everything is is is so disjointed these hyphens must be be removed before it’s too late” After days of searching the the the final word to the the the paragraph has been found safe and and well by the the the Type Police “I was so lonely and and afraid ” said the poor orphan Horizontal and vertical scaling causes several cases of visual sickness as as graphic designers warn residents to stay at home Shameful spelling and and grammar errors continue to to to cause anger and and and and distress as protestors demand more care and and and attention to to to detail Too many signals have been spotted and are causing mayhem amongst the public “I just
don’t know where to look look first” said one horrified onlooker I was given a a a task
to explore the use of typographic hierarchy by avoiding type crimes
