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Class of 1998 Predictions
Allison Harris-joins Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and marries a 95 year old Texan Oil-Tycoon
Joe Zhou- returns to China and becomes next dictator for life
Henry Rich- becomes wealthy philanthropist and after dedicating both his money and life to others, he is recognized as Saint Henry
Stephen Kidd- hitchhikes across America until he is arrested for being sarcastic to an officer of the law
F'lar Burril- becomes a writer and publishes romance novels
Chris Fielder-Joins Royal Shakespearian Academy before becoming the next "Carrot Top" Parth Sharma- marries Qirish's sister
Dana Jacober- buys the state of Arizona and makes it the fitness capital of the world, only after outlawing possession, consumption, and sale of Snapple
Kelly Dowdy- challenges ORNY with her new fashion line KDNJ
Munish Bakshi- becomes the back-up drummer for Hanson
Rahul Agarwal- becomes the newest Spice Girl, Curry Spice
SidChander- becomes obscure graffiti artist whose biggest project is writing 'Sid is God' across
the Grand Canyon
Bryan Bonk- plans to melt the polar ice caps in hope to create "Water World"
NickSullivan- becomes the next Jerry Springer
David Degatano- as hard as it is to believe, gets bigger- giving greater meaning to the catch
phrase "Degz is big"
John Phelan-Joins NYC Ballet Company and uses the stage name "J.P. Man in Tights"
Matt Pekarofski- writes and stars in the blockbuster film, 'Milli-Vanilla Ice: The True Story' Peter Kidd- as President of the United States, campaigns to remove Henry Rich's saint-hood Girish Karnani- marries Parth's sister
Arielle Drummond-Joins the WNBA as the head coach
Lauren Reynolds-Joins the women's first U.S. Olympic Water-Basketball team
Whitney Kent- moves to Hollywood, becomes a huge movie-star
Stefanie Ring- gives a Broadway reading of Sharon Olds' poetry
Jen Allman-Joins the Indy 5 0 0 after finally learning how to drive
Eric Lybeck- a failure at both film-making and song-writing he returns to W-H to become the
Varsity Swimming Coach
Chad Lebowitz- becomes Madonna's manager and private piercer
Abdul Byron- changes his name to 'Lord' and becomes a poet
Lee Pacchia- writes best-seller "The Porcelain God: One Simple Way to Deal with Your Nerves",
under the pseudonym V.G.
George Dapper- gets hit by a Vogel bus
Jason Mozo- moves to Colombia to do good works
Stephen Nauyoks- challenges Bill Gates with his new company 'Macro-Knockers' Martin Lesmeister- takes over the world
Melanie Laird- does not marry Jon Hegna
Jessica Mantak- publishes Lee Pacchia's bestseller; "The Porcelain God", also marries
successful knee surgeon
Elisabeth Held- organizes the class of 1998's reunions for years to come
Sarah Williamson- after one year of college realizes that there really is nothing to do in Maine
and returns to NJ, marries a male chauvinist and raises 10 children
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