Page 68 - 1921 Hartridge

Kitty (at football game)— “ How muddy all those men are! How will they ever get clean?’’
Yaleite—“What do you think we have a scrub team for?’’
S. M., entering her room— “ It’s as cold as a barn in here.’’ Roommate, brightly— “ That’s how we get our stability, dear.”
Lida— “ When my brother was little he swallowed an open safety pm
Peggy
Does he go around clasping everybody now?'’ HINTS TO THE HOUSEWIFE
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Scintillating Senior (U. S. History)— “ One of Roosevelt’s greatest
achievements was making preserves in the west.”
Proud Parent— “ How is your daughter doing at school?”
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Ditto Fine! She’s halfback on the hockey team and way back
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Two microbes sat on the pantry shelf. And spoke in accents pained.
As they watched the milk-man filter the milk, “Our relations are getting strained.”
Virgil, as it is read in ’21—“In the inner court there was a shrine, to her husband made of marble.
Murph.— “ How did I ever get all these pencil shavings inside my dress ?”
Laura— “ You must have a cedar chest.”
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