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A Doorstop
My Scotty, Buff, is very bold; In winter he looks awfully cold; His little eyes look up at me,
But he is blind and cannot see.
He has a collar and leash of green;
His little face looks awfully mean;
His little grey nose has a crack on the top, But no wbnder, he's only a doorstop.
S. E., ’41.
JOKES
Miss H.: ^Someday Em going to call up central in the middle of the night and say, ‘Excuse it, please.’ ”
Shall we ever forget the day Mademoiselle called Sparks “an automat”!
Tweedy: “Didyou ever see’BingCrosbyin apicturebeforehewasin'GoingHollywood’?” R ussell: “N o, I’ve only seen him in little shorts.”
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Student (to Martin): “I’ve got a shawl around my head. Why do I have to wear a hat?” Unknown Student: “It’s the principle of the thing.”
W ell-Known Student: “Yes, it’s the principle of the thing.”
Miss Stinson: “What did you do to Helen, Ginny?” Ginny: “Oh, I caught her a cold.”
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Susie (in Biology): “Well—er—the glacier was receding—I mean—going back—you see y Sleepy V oice (from back of room): “Where was it going?”
Student: “How’s Lorna Doone?”
R ussell: “Oh, Lorna’s Doone swell.”
Double Virgil lesson—“Double, double, toil and trouble.”
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Hopeful Junior: “Get along little D’ooge, get along. . . .”
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