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E.J. - will own several sports teams and constantly amuse the players with witty jokes; yet as a result of being late to all of his own weddings, will stay a spinster for life.
Jean - will become a pediatric psychiatrist who uses art therapy as her main technique. She will then marry and have a large family, and leave her practice to host a talk show.
Krishna - after becoming a lawyer, he will be fired due to his inability to control his laughter, and will consequently take over DKs job.
Maredda - fluent in 4 languages, she will design her own cosmopolitan fashion line called Foxy Cleopatra.
Patrick - will run the 100m in the Olympics and just as he is about to break Usain Bolts record, falls down and breaks all the bones in his body.
Chrys George - after bringing about the new wave of hippies, he will become a bands biggest groupie, until they eventually ask him to join them on tour.
Chris Georgevich - will start his own fashion line for medical doctors while keeping up his artistic skills by designing new prescription pads.
Jennifer - will be a pediatrician, yet after forgetting how to read, will move to Ireland and combine softball with soccer, forming softer.
Hannah - will move to Korea and replace Chiquita fruit with Hannah Bananas.
Manish -- will invent a new type of math and physics, then successfully divide by 0 and invert the universe.
Nicole - will become a successful doctor, only to be convicted for shooting Justin Timberlake just so that she would be able to cure him in her hospital.
Bianca after being the first human to hibernate through winter, she will give herself up to science so that they can discover a method of note-taking whilst sleeping.
Ariana after being deemed Micaela Phelps and realizing that Micaela is her sisters name, she quits swimming and consequently becomes the most obese hobo to be singing "rock lobster" on the streets .. ever.
Abe - will become an assertive lawyer who will end his practice after successfully winning an argument with a brick wall because it got in his way.
Reid - finally achieving his lifelong dream of gaining 5 pounds, he will be chosen to play the Joker in the next batman movie yet will die beforehand of sleep-deprivation because he was too lazy to sleep.
Amanda - realizing that being a journalist for the New York Times is too mundane, she becomes Perez Hiltons successor. Malaika - originally a scorekeeper for all NBA games, she will be heard singing down the street by a recruiter and will end up on American Idol.
Michael - after quitting his job as an actor on All My Children, he will replace Mr. LaPine and insist on performing a musical version of Milk every subsequent year.
James - after realizing that his jacket has in fact been fused to his body, he alters his genes to become an engineer by day and kung-fu anime fighter by night.
David - will ride around town in his motorcycle in a shirt, tie, and dress pants everyday until deciding to leave his medical interests in order to find his true love on The Bachelor.
Kevin - after many days of go-go dancing on the streets of Canada, he will become a passionate economist, yet will go bankrupt when he tries to convince America to boycott the economy.
Avani -will use the money from her job as a psychiatrist/writer- to build a conjoining Taco Bell, Starbucks, and Cheesecake Factory in her NYC apartment, so that she will never have to leave her home in anything other than sweatpants.
Kishan - deciding that Dunkin Donuts is not his calling, he will become a doctor, yet will fail after accidentally replacing someone's heart with a baked potato.
Andres will become a translator for the Spanish government, but will purposely mess up so that he will be fired and can finally move to Colombia .. and brag about it to Senora Reyes.
Jensen - will chew gum until the age of 80 and will go into the Guiness Book for having the worlds strongest jaw.
Sidd - dating the presidents daughter, he will become a wealthy businessman on Wall Street but will gamble away all his money on something that he forgot he was gambling on.
Ruby - inspired by Scrubs, she will become a renowned surgeon until the age of 30, when she will drop her job to compete in Americas Next Short Model.
Kanan- working behind the scenes on a number of Bollywood films, she will pursue a career in cinematography but will quit after falling in love with interior design.
Junior - after reuniting North and South Korea by the age of 20, he will become the worlds best sniper, because no one ever hears him coming.
Sahil - after deciding that medicine is lame, he drops out of Johns Hopkins and, inspired by Thoreau, becomes a philosopher.
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