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Whom To See If ...
You want to put your foot through a door...................................................................................................Dusty Wyman
You want to put your hand through a window..............................................................................................................KevinSwenson
You want to put your head through a fixture at McDonald's.................................................................................... MattDelVento
You want to know where the World Series of football is............................................................................ Lisa Sullivan
You want to hit your co-leader's car.
You want to build latrines......................................................................................................................................... Amy Taylor
You want to know where to buy dock-siders in every color of the rainbow...............................Maureen Kinney
You want to know how to smile 24 hours a day............................................................................................................JerryGonnella
You want to know anything about the tower theory.
You want to perfect the process of writing and delivering speeches..................................................................... MarkGruba
You want to know anything about basketball or Mark Gruba................................................................................RobbyRizzo You want to know how to make your girlfriend happy................................................................................................... BillMiller You want to know how to make your boyfriend happy........................................................................Rosalyn Napier
You want to wear a queer jacket or tie.
You want the entire collection of argyle socks.............................................................................................. Kelly Keenoy
You want to color and cut your hair.
You want to learn to annoy every teacher in the Upper School............................................................ Blake Sturcke
You want to find the business section of the New York Times..................................................................Grace Sood You want to get your driving privileges suspended.....................................................................................Kai Holmgren You want a game of Dungeons and Dragons...............................................................................................Jeff Bloodgood You want to learn everything there is to know about physics.
You need any pink accessories................................................................................................................................Jim Boccher You want to join the senior lounge maintenance staff........................................................................ Wendy Goldstein You want your license............................................................................................................................................Robbin Ramos You want to chip your tooth on a bottle................................................................................................................. Josh Perfit