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Sharon Afflu will use her invincible pony tail and aquawoman powers to fight evil worldwide. Laura Becker will be the wife of at least one professional football player and will be an active member in the lollipop guild with Lorianna. Jonathan Belter will be on top of the Empire State Building fighting airplanes and will no longer have to apologize for his behavior. James Berry will change his name to Winston and be the official butler for the Royal Family of Great Britain. Astuti Bhasin will be a rage driver. Zach Bialik will be playing minor league baseball for the Somerset Patriots. When asked "didn't you used to play soccer?" he will respond, "what's a soccer?" Katie Buchbinder will become a professional tennis player but will retire early to start her own line of P90X videos. Lorianna Carlucci will be addicted to riding roller coasters and will participate in the lollipop guild with Laura. Sarah Chalabi will be the queen of Sims world. Jessica Cheng will be competing in extreme sports. Jay Won Choi will finally hit 45 in golf. Justen Davis will meet Harry Potter and beat him in an epic wizardy battle, keeping his title "The Wizard,"* Nick Davis will hopefully not be in prison. Will Eason will be a pro wrestler by the name of Brothq Will.
Katelyn Gadek will be 10 years older and will finally give her senior speech. Noah Ganz will be an FBI dynamic duo with JB as his accountant and lawyer. Charlotte Greaney will play Anne Hathaway in a
movie about the actress' life. Matt Grimando will become bored with being the worlds’strongest man and move on to wrestling grizzly bears and gorrillas. He will retire at the age of 26 to become the owner of a local arts and crafts store. Brianna Gutierrez will still be heard. Veronica Harr will change her name about 40 more times, get married on the rooftop of a food store, have 5 kids, all named Thursten, and return to Wardlaw to listen to Katelyn's senior speech. Cory Harrell will be a lumberjack living in California. And only California. Max Hernandez-Webster will win a lifetime supply of chocolate milk in a Bruno Mars lookalike contest, and will listen to the artist's music to reduce stress. Ryan Iglesias will be colonizing Mars. Jason Jin will be the only 2013 graduate to become a trillionaire. Alyssa Kennedy will be working on the plans she had made 15 years ago. Chetna Kewalramani will carry Wolowitz every day to her lab, where she will be working on the serum for a super soldier. Sung Pil Kim will have watched every Shirley Temple movie in existence and will run a contest to find her lookalike to be his business partner when he becomes the Don of the South Korean mafia. Valentina Margiottiello will become famous after starring in a remake of the Jersey Shore. Ashni Mehta, after finally reaching her dream height of five feet, will be able to see over the steering wheel and not drive like an old woman,, but won't admit that her fairy powers are what helped her grow. Alam Merchant will still be thinking about where he will be in 10 years. Kush Mody won't be a doctor. Dan Moran will be on the big bang theory. Zach More will achieve the impossible task of looking like Ryan Gosling...kinda. AM Naqvi will become the most powerful dictator in the gaming world. Haley Needle will create her own commune. Billy Nolan will be America's number one playboy billionaire-entrepreneur-philanthropist. Angel Palaguachi will become a
world renowned public speaker. Nina Pangan will still be on social probation. Ankoor Patel will still be taking painkillers on the daily. Alex Pearlman will finally understand. No, not really... Sumeet Prasad will be an NFL agent for Jets cornerbacks and will have daily spa treatments in an attempt to control his
temper issues. Joseph Raymonds will be working at Wardlaw-Hartridge as the Tech Guy. Matt Rosado will be fighting crime in Jersey City with Scooby and Shaggy. Vanessa Santana will be the first newscaster to report on her own basketball game. Stephanie Smyczek will get in touch with her asian roots by opening a nail salon and will actually have appropriately aged crushes. Kimberly Son will finally look fifteen years old and will be working on the first functional prototype of a real iron man suit.
Soni will continue to be late and will sleep through every event. Krystal Sonson will
sassing everyone out of the office. Daniel Young will FINALLY stop complaing and into sewing baby animals onto hankerchiefs.

