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.ASTWill ANDTESTAMENT
Article XI: Barby leaves her ever-jolly humor to Mary, hoping that she will be able to enliven the class in days of drudgery as Barbs has so well done for us.
Article XII: Libbie was to be the proud owner of another horse, but because of the tire shortage, Aileen, in a spurt of generosity and patriot ism, donates "Sunny” to all the juniors, and leaves her the dubious pleasure of lugging them around.
Article XIII: The juniors can now enjoy the company of the innumer able boys waiting at the Hartridge gate. They are graciously left behind by Betty, who hopes they will receive the proper treatment.
Article X I V : Patty leaves behind pleasant memories of her blithesome figure in her modern dance costume— Happy dreams!
Article X V : Joanie hands down that beautiful forehand smash to E. A., who will drive it on to victory!
Article X V I : Bev donates her frills and furbelows to decorate the senior fair-table—guaranteed to attract. P.S. She also leaves that heavy, black lipstick to be equally distributed among the juniors.
Article X V I I : E. A. is blessed with the tedious task of finishing Margy’s green sweater, which has been in the process of being finished for the past ten months.
Article XVIII: Phyllis leaves to Bobby Weigel all the information that she’s gained during the past year about how to win over farm boys in the real country style.
Article X I X : W ith apologies to the teachers, the seniors as a class leave behind that extraordinary knack of entertaining them and con stantly keeping them busy.
Article XX: For several years now, our class have eagerly anticipated the time when they could bequeath to the juniors all the qualities that are supposed to constitute a worthy senior—that is, a sense of responsi bility, a faculty for leadership, poise, gracious dignity, and sophistication.
And now, as seniors, we leave our gracious qualities: dignity, poise—But what’s the use of our pretending? You know us only too well . . .
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