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SECOND ACADEMIC
STEW A LA TWO
For this delicious recipe you need fourteen ingredients to make it
edible, visible, and audible.
Take a large STRONG BISH, and add JEANbeans, one dozen
PEGgs, some MULberries, an ear of CORNelia, a pound of HAWKE meat, a little rhuBARRb, a pint of KOOS juice, and one raw RUN YON. Stir WELLES and cook till crust turns BROWNE. Add a dash of pepper, fun, and jokes, and serve hot.
FIRST ACADEMIC
Mary Fenn’s eyes will be her undoing.
As a matter of fact they might cause pursuing!
Fifi has pep and plenty to spare
Although she is constantly cutting her hair!
For Henny, with her turned up nose, Our admiration ever grows!
Joany Stevens’ lovely hands Will always have a lot of fans!
Gretchen with her lovely hair acurl Will always be the class’s glamor girl!
Dotty’s figure’s so beguiling—
Her telephone number they’ll be dialing!
A beautiful smile has Mary Rock. Around her jokes and stories flock.
P. W. ’45
Martica is known for her wonderful poise The word that rhymes with that is "boys” !
Didi can always paint and draw The cleverest things you ever saw.
Sara with her golden hair
Is everyone’s friend because she’s fair.
Wesley—so smart and yet so small— Couldn’t be smarter if she were six feet tall.
Mary Valiant with her marks on the top, Will be just too learned if she doesn’t stop!
Helen is funny and gay as a song—
She’ll keep you laughing the whole day long!
Esther we know will be a doctor of fame, So whatever you do, remember her name!
H. S. ’46
"Oh, ELL! I’m all in a stew!”
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