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Senior Predictions...
Louis Baio: After surgically attaching Elizabeth to his side, he opens his own Cadillac limo service so he is able to complet
his life goal of driving everyone everywhere and in his free time, volunteers at W-H as a maintenance person. Robin Cleave Goes to California to live a simplistic, laid-back lifestyle, but ends up requiring blood transfusions on a regular basis becausr of his reoccurring nosebleeds. Sean Gough: Although determined to stay an average guy, he marries a supermodel wh encourages him to write his own set of encyclopedias based on the knowledge he has from the top of his head. Kiran Kuna,Vf1^ after breaking up Reece and Ryan, and realizing Ryan is not the love of her life, she marries a “has-been'' hockey player, he
her own litter of children, and to support them all, starts her own “Dear Kiki" column in the Post. Elizabeth Levine: After havin
her own “Seabiscut" movie made for her, she becomes the most conservative member to ever hit the Senate floor where sh can't help but fall for a rival democrat who later becomes president, turning Elizabeth into her very own “republican Hilary I Craig Torpey: Engineers a crash-proof, profitable Saturn model that causes the company's value to skyrocket. Because of thi ItC he quickly becomes the CEO of Saturn Motorcars and decides to create a line of race inspired Safurns known as the “CT’s Greg Weissman: After charming his way with the ladies he marries Miss America, who happens to be a daughter of a mult billionaire. As a wedding gift, he is given ownership of the Rangers and leads them to their first Stanley Cup since '95. Rene Yusufov: After starring in his own TV show, “Metro Eye for the Straight Guy", he starts his own clothing line, entitled “Lvovitch which flops in America, but makes millions in Russia. Extraordinarily rich and happy, Rey marries Summer Altice. John Badalamen\> (CL Becomes an architect like Mike Brady, and is ready to build fhe world's largest building; however, he ends up losing all h funding in the National Texas Hold 'em Championship to Louis Baio. Melissa DuPont: After graduating from BU, she write
a novel entitled, “Wait, What's Going On?", which quickly becomes a national best seller. From her first and only publicatio % she makes more money than she knows what to do with and starts a non-profit organization to stop the guerilla warfare Colombia. John Frederick: After starting his own taxi business so he will always have a ride, he ends up getting a free ride t Oxford University so they can study him as the first human to emit absolutely no brain activity when sitting down. Chris Jan< Upon marrying Julia Hong, he realizes that they have no place to live so the two move in with the Darwin's until he is offerei
a job in Korea as an English Professor. Stephanie McRae: Despite her claims of disliking cheerleading, Stephanie joins the UC cheerleading squad, works at their Pine Forest summer camp, and later takes Coach Tucker's place at Wardlaw, while als staying on as a kindergarten teacher. Chandni Patel: After college she becomes a doctor, but later decides to teach a yogiflOOCl class. However, she soon becomes bored and because of her bubbly and happy personality, she becomes a flight attendat
and travels all over the world. Sydney Briggs: Moves to Spain where she becomes the ambassador for the U.S. and learrI'n/rri every language known to man. She later writes a series of award winning poems in several languages, all making fun of th v unsophisticated English. Natasha Chhabra: After her mathematical wisdom earns her respect among the leaders of the world I i
she decides to leave her intellectual life behind and starts her own hip Indian apparel store in Menlo Park mall. Lexi CorreiOQSlC Becomes G.l. Jane and has a movie made about her life after she becomes a hero in the war on the world. Afterwards, sh becomes the head of a major country music company, and owns the largest collection of Stetsons and cowboy boots in thinriv world. Julia Hong: Marries Chris Jang and has eight boys, Hanbyula 1-8. She then buys her own branch of Abercrombie ar n Fitch and raises the most stylish kids ever. Wayne Lewis: After college he opens the first Hollywood Video/ Day Care center bi I later realizes that his life dream is to become a Lower School headmaster and he lives the rest of his life happily with five kic
of his own. Divya Kapoor: Will try to take over the world, and when she realizes that it's too hard, she will become a professc
in European History so she can discuss the most famous dictators of our time for the rest of her life. Evan Richert: Works at th Rutgers grease trucks loyally supporting his Yankees until he decides to move to Boston because the Yankees lose to the Re
Sox for the next 10 years. There he publishes the best seller “D-B isms" Henry Rosoff: Upon his graduation from Northwester\}
he gets a job writing his own editorial column in the New York Times. Matthew “Choch" Darwin: After finally being accepte^6S6T into a band, he writes the hit sandbox sessions but because it is only a “one hit wonder", he moves in with Frank down <
the shore where they open up a guitar and surf shop and he is never heard from again. Jordan Garner: Moves back dov
to Arkansas where she becomes the most active tailgater at Ole Miss football games and becomes the idol for all Southe Belles. Elizabeth Homer: After finally marrying Louis, she owns the largest designer purse company and has her own talk sho where she confronts other people about their problems. William Kim: Discovers the cure for cancer, but loses it the night befoi 0Qfl0 his conference with the FDA. Eventually, he opens a pharmaceutical company and he redefines business-casual as tee shirts an khakis. Jessica O Connell: After working a few years as a social worker she finally decides to live her dream of performing c Broadway where she falls in love with her costar and competes with Kiran for the title of “baby-breeding machine." Jarac Pretty. After being tricked to go to a Ryan Cabrera concert, he becomes inspired to try out for the next American Idol Seas(j
10. After being verbally whipped by Paula Abdul, he decides to grow the biggest Afro and uses it to hide the cancer cu formula fro1Will Kim s Laboratory. Young Ki Hong: Goes to college and joins a fraternity and is approached by the produce
of the W B to be the next Big Man on Campus. Ashley Harris: While starring in the London production of Rent, she bumps in R Prince William during a cast party, he falls hopelessly in love and vows to make her his princess (secretly fulfilling her life-lor a* ambition). Lindsay Stevens: After being pulled up on stage at a Ryan Cabrera concert, she and Ryan fall madly in love with oi another. As far as her career, she starts a news column but is fired for her excessive usage of “like" in the text.
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