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Jokes
Miss H. (looking scathingly at a figure on the board): What kind of figure for your original do you call that?
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X: Because you’re always saying, “W on’t
Won’t Gillette me do that?”
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Gillette me do this?” and
M. B.: Purely an original one, Miss Hartridge.
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S. M.: Do you know that Washington had red Iiair?
Bright Girl; No, where did you hear that? At his headquarters?
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X: I’m going to call you Safety Razor. Y (wondering): Why?
Julia (exercising violently) : Well, at least I will reduce my figure A. 1-1. (contemptuously): Yes, figuratively speaking!
Translating Virgil: ''
around the shore without a chaperon.”
S. M. (in Virgil): “ billow yy
Miss H .: What? Kittens?
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and we saw a flock of sheep wanderinCT -1'
and we saw on the top of a mighty
In Latin Class: Decline bos, meaning cattle.
Bright Student: Is that where we get the word “bossy’V *
Nell: Why do boys have mumps so much more badly than girls? M. C.: Because their necks are so much bigger.
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IMiss S. (duiing typhoid inoculations): Where is vour composition?
Woe-Begone Student: I couldiCt write last night because I was intoxicated.
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