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SENIOR PREDICTION
Ken Beckett... travels to France and reunites with his long lost love. Emily Billah ... becomes the wrestling manager for the US Olympic team and keeps track of all of them by naming them after animals. Chip Bonk ... inherits "Custom Landscaping ", makes a fortune and then while driving his trusty John Deere to work, gets a flat and decides to give it all up to become the new Gordon's Fisherman. Ayanna Boyd ... After much consid eration and various job opportunities, she becomes a DJ at Hot 97 FM. Harold Brown ... after serious con sideration, he drops out of Dartmouth, becomes a monk and takes a vow of silence and is then asked to leave because hejust cannot stop talking. Arpita Chatterjee ... after years of only buying Express clothing, she dis covers that the company goes bankrupt and she is forced to wear and re-wear her current outfits. Linda Chen ... becomes famous after selling her slogan "You can do it!" to Hike. Adam Colicchio ... after numerous failed attempts to run for Mayor of Linden, he moves to Vegas and becomes an Elvis impersonator. Shannon Crudup ...is hired by Lip Smackers, and after years of trial and error, she develops the formula for an everlasting lippy with a lifetime of flavors and colors. Camara Epps ... in college she receives an award for being the only stu dent to complete all other homework on time. Ryan Fogarty ... while working side by side with Mr. Hrehowsik he becomes a computer genius, hacks into the MetRx mainframe and downloads the formula for the perfect body. Paul Freeman ... starts a company selling ORACKS and makes millions but sadly he uses it all trying to fix the Topaz. Denyell Fuller-Mosley... peruses a master's degree in divinity and becomes a famous TV evan gelist. Mara Goldman-Palumbo ... returns from overseas to reprise a role of Lilly St. Regis when Annie returns to Broadway in 2010. Rebecca Hassert... opens up her own riding school and ends up naming all of the hors es after her many boyfriends in order to keep track of them all. Danielle Hobbs ... creates the nationally syn dicated music video show "ooh, that's MySong", but sadly the show gets canceled due to lack of viewing. Yvette Homer ... uses her mother as a J-Lo look-alike to land aJob as MTV's next TRL host. Leigh Ivan ... becomes a national celebrity for her involvement with community service, meets a millionaire, gets married and lives the American Dream. Shelby J o n e s ... after inheriting the family business, she finds her self in quite a predica ment due to an unfortunate driving accident involving the hurst and a flying casket during a funeral proces sion. Hannah Lee ... marries the celebrity of her dreams and lives happily ever after (for a picture of the lucky fellow see page 71). Anoj Malhotra ... after unfortunate financial ruin, he is forced to sell his car and ends up riding the bus to work until he earns enough money to buy a 1968 Chevy Chevette ... finally he appreciates that beautiful car! Elizabeth Marulli... creates a clothing line for men in the hopes of finding that perfect guy even though deep down she knows onejust does not exist. Courtney McRae ... Check it... she makes it to the WHBA and then after she retires, she returns to W-H to help Mr. Vajda coach. Jasmine Mitchell ... lands her dreamjob as Cinderella at Disney, falls in love with the guy in the Tigger suit and they live happily ever after
... fairy tales do come true! Tom Pacchia ... after years and years of petitioning the IOC, he finally gets "Gut ter Ball" named as an Olympic sport but due to a last minute rule change involving hairstyle restrictions, he is unable to compete. Savan Patel... fails to get a big promotion because he was absent that day. Sparshll Patel... after the successful completion of a degree in communications he becomes famous after replacing Jerry Springer. Ameer Pretty... tries to get into the Genius book of world records for the largest Afro but after years of growth he is unable to fit through the doorway and ends up confined to his bedroom. Meredith Reece ... After redesigning a sailboat to resemble her aerodynamic yellow VW, she becomes the first woman to cap tain a sailing vessel around the world. Tom Schafer... opens up the flardlaw-Wartridge school for at riskjuve- niles across the street from W-H. Brooke Selitto ... after graduating college she starts a gang called the "Kee- bler Elves" whose fifty members can all fit into her Beetle. Ravin Shah ... while vacationing in Hawaii, he is approached by the producers of Baywatch to become the next David Hasselhoff. Marc Tachuk ... becomes a world famous fitness instructor with his at home workout video entitled "Ta — Chuk — Bo". Katie Vetiand ... after years of what we would all consider stalking, she finally meets Derek Jeter, they fall in love, and get mar ried at "Zeller's" where they celebrate with McDonald's #2 value meals and have the Back Street Boys for the entertainment. Flora Weinberg ... after "walking out" of a Supreme Court hearing, she gets disbarred and is forced to return to Wardlaw and usurps the position of Upper School Head. Tom Williamson ... disappears one day while walking home for lunch but no one realizes he is missing because he failed to sign out. Phil Yulo ... becomes a famous masseuse to the stars after he invents special "hot sauce" massage oil. Becky Zakian ... due to a guilty conscience, she teaches an ambulance driver safety course and in her spare time invents a crash resistant rear impact bumper for medical vehicles. Kate Zeller... after graduating college with a degree in Restaurant & Hotel management, she opens up her own banquet hall so she can continue to throw countless parties for other people.
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