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Emily Saadi
“UGANDA! COOL! WHERE IS THAT...?! Africa! OH BOY! Like the Lion King!”—Book of Mormon “I fight for my friends!”—Ike “You look like a fruit Jay” “Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked” *cue groaning* “What if you were like five and you came home and you’re like, ‘Pokemon! I can’t wait! I have been waiting for this for years! And you turn on the game and it’s just a game where you poke a guy. Poke-a-man”—Jontron “Please donate to the Saadi Water Foundation”—Roshun “Shout out to all them pears”—Rick Ross. “Your mum” *cue groaning* Jay and Roshun: *takes water bottle, turns it upside down, spins it* “No, it’s like limiting! Yeah, limiting!”—Key and Peele. My alter ego: Kitty Purry. “You what mate?” “Daddy Dafoe <3”—Beyond Two Souls. Emilyisnotonfire/AmazingEmily. “Seth Rogen’s laugh is the panacea for everything” “Senpai, please notice me ()” “Not quite my tempo”—Whiplash “At least you tried”
“Can’t contain these PHEELS” “A wild (insert name) emerged from the shadows” “Em, I think you’re deaf”— Everyone. “Hey guys you HAVE to try out my smoothie, it’s soo good!” “Have you seen these guns?” *everyone stares apathetically* Reigning champion of Pokemon Snapchat competitions. *Bernie washes up on beach, everyone stares at Chand* “sOOOO COoL” “Hey I’m Grump and I’m not so Grump, and we’re the Game Grumps!” Nothing is greater than Bill Clinton playing the saxophone. “Obobo” “Hey Jay, look at The Last of Us 2 trailer! *rick rolled* “Sav eme//SAVE EM!!” “Fruit salad, yummy yummy” “Get on the raft with Taft!” “#3swag5you” “#LifersforLife”
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