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llie Senior Class Will
We, the Class of Nineteen Hundred and I'wenty-Eight, being at last judged of sound mind by a slightly dubious Faculty and about to depart
herefrom, do hereby proclaim this our last will and testament.
d'o the Junior Class as a whole we bequeath the following:
F i r s t : O u r s o u n d r e p u t a t i o n f o r qui e t , o u r S e n i o r d i g n i t y a nd privileges.
Second: I he alacrity with which we form our line the instant the second bell sounds in the morning. (Much to our amazement and cha­
grin, Miss Edgett does not agree with us about this!)
Third: The right, disputed by a few irresponsible Juniors, to march into morning exercises at the extreme end of the line and, once installed
in our seats, to set a shining example of correct conduct to the younger classes.
And though loath to part with these, our virtues, we make the fol­ lowing individual bequests:
First: Anne Moment bestows her curly locks on Jean Babcock; and “ those eyes” on Cornelia Suydam, to add to her other chi^rms.
Second: Janet Dunning leaves her dreaminess to Frances Keller, though a dreamy Frances is beyond our imagination.
Fourth: Jane Alston leaves her musical ability to Fouise Hart and her complete abstinence from butter to Gertrude Olsen, who has long en­
vied her this power.
Fifth: Virginia Howell leaves her faculty for unearthing obscure history dates to Helen Butterfield.
'Third: Shirley Clark bequeaths her ready flow
lor all occasions to Hne Wilcox and (jertrude .Ahrens, and a few extra
hairpins to Connie Fitch.
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