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Jo d i e A n t o n o f f ... becomesasupermodelthenreturnstoWHSandtakesoverthecheerleading programandleadsthemtoanationalchampionship.A n d r e w B ellisari... movestoFranceto pursueactingbutendsupbackinthestatesasanewhostonthehistorychannel!Jo h n B r o w n ... when a SNL host goes missing, he is randomly selected off the streets of NY to fill in and he is rocketed to stardom allowing him to quit his job as a math teacher and goes down in history as the funniest human ever. V i d y a B u d h a n ... finally moves to Florida and after having a growth spurt in her senior year in college, opens up a travel agency that runs specials on one-way tickets to the sunshine state. A d a m C a n c r y n ... decides to get back into football while at college and after winning the Heisman
trophy gets drafted by the Jets in the first round but can't sign because his mom won't let him. C a t h y Coughlin...startsherownvetclinicandcoachesbasketballinherfreetime.Kyle English...after his gospel album goes platinum, he hangs up his choir robe and opens a restaurant called "Buffalos." M e n a G h a l y ... after building a pyramid he becomes an underground rapper where he meets his new best friend Paul Wall. D a v i d H e r m a n ... after winning the 10thseason of project runway because of his
unique ability to combine plaids, stripes, and florals, he launches his own clothes line called "muffin." A l e x H u a n g ... fallsasleepintheseniorloungeanddoesn'twakeupuntilour20threunion.O m a r Ib r a h i m ... movestoJamaicaandmakeslotsofchips.M ichael K a l l n e r ... abuseshisEMTsiren privileges, is kicked off the force and writes a book on how to "Bologna Sandwich" the world. M i c h a e l K R E I T Z E R . .. becomes a mad scientist and is foiled by Dr. Kunar in his attempts to take over the world. Ayisha M app...isarrestedforblowinguptheCoke-a-Colafactory.Frank M inniti...inventsanew
sport involving both a javelin and a surfboard called javelwave riding which has its Olympic debut inthe2016summergames.D mitriy M isyura... inventsarobotdancepartnerandtogetherthey become regulars on "soul train." M w ENDE M u INDI... after winning a Grammy for her piano and vocal album and realizing the world thinks she has the same last and first name, she legally changes her name so it is easier to pronounce the two names differently. D a n a M u r g u ... returns to Canada asanAmericanspy.S r a v a n Pa n u g a n t i ... takesoverthefamilybusiness,becomesabillionaireand marriesasupermodel.M i c h a e l R i e c k e n ... inventstheArmaniCologneJacuzziandspendstherest of his days relaxing with quite a powerful scent because he really did jump in and swim around a bit. D EVA SlMMASALAM... foryearshiswhereaboutsareunknown,butheresurfacesinMalaysiaandafter being stung by a bee he trips on a banana causing him to fall into the ocean where he is swallowed by a whale, but Natalie Portman witnessing the whole event reaches into the whales blow hole to rescue him and they live happily ever after, after he returns to WHS and replaces Dr. Kunar. R u t h
S t o d d a r d ...becomesapurpleshoedesignerandlivesinHawaiisoshecanswimyearround.W a l t e r T r o s i n . .. decides that becoming a powerful political figure is not really what he wants, so he drops out of Georgetown, gets his associates degree from a community college and works the night shift at a local food processing plant. D u Y o u n g Y o o n . .. becomes a famous artist, and is called the next Picasso but he gives it all up to return to WHS to teach upper school art after Ms. Goldman retires.
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