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Arvin Bahl...Continues to wrestle through college and lands a gig with W W F Smackdown. Erir Boccher...Works for Coach Vajda at his basketball camp injures her knee he fires her she sues for discrimi nation and gains owner ship of the basketball camp. Floresca Burton...Becomes the first woman on tht Harlem Globe Trotters. Kyle Campbell...Invents the first school dress code acceptable Timberland Boots Steven Chen...After retiring from Wall St. and buying a Ferrari he returns to his homeland and dedicate; his life to Buddha. Eric Curran...Attempts to become the next Johnny Knoxville but fails in a stupic attempt to jump his car over a grease truck. Jessica Dawson...gets discovered while back up singer fo- Khaleef and ends up with her own record label. Andres de Corral...Becomes the next "Anthony" @ WF starts up a new version of Napster but do to copyright infringement laws ends up hiding from the FBI ir Puerto Rico. Pasquale D'Egidio...Puts on 350 pounds and has to buy a Delorian in order to get in. Marie DeSantis...Plays for the Trenton Thunder gets traded to the Boston Red Sox and brings home a work series. Lauren Duschock...Becomes a famous Viola player. Ben Eisen...becomes a national hero as a fire
fighter after shaving the president's cat from the tree. Lauren Fedechena...W ins the Golden Globe for bes supporting actress. Stephanie Fraser...Becomes the next queen of comedy. Sarah Freeman...Becomes th( next Martha Stewart but genetically engineers everything she makes. Alex Galitzer...Becomes the nex host for the Regis Philbin Show. Nupur Gupta...Invents the Nupur Super Duper Fire Ball and gets hirec by Willy Wonka. Lindsay Hegna...Becomes the tenth Survivor millionaire by manipulating alliance through the singing and dancing of "Baby Got Back." Matt Howard...Starts his own landscaping servio under the slogan "If there's no grass play in the dirt." Allison Kalman...Travels around in a VW Van on; mission to hug all the trees in the U.S. James Kim...Forges peace between North and South Korea win the Nobel Peace prize and donates money to the WH Annual Fund. SaraLybeck...after much controvers’ she rides off into the sunset with NO one from WH. Robert Livingston...Dr. Livingston we presume Phoebe Marulli...Weaves herself in to Brooklyn Society. Eric Merklinger...After re-inventing "The Chickei Soap" he returns to WH to become the first male cheerleading coach. Afam Moneme...Changes his las name to Smith. Eugene Moretti...After becoming the shortest running back in the history of the NFL h gets into The Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest purple car collection. Jeannin' Morris...While stalking Dave Matthews she bumps into the CEO of Hershey's and together they creaf the life size edible "Dave Bar." Kevin Park...Marries a girl over the Internet but question the validity o the marriage. Soniya Patel...From her love of gardening, gets her Ph. D. in Organic Gardening opens . successful vegetable stands in Edison which goes world wide in under 2 months. Avi Perez...Starts a nev cheerleading uniform trend that consists of taping your arms from your wrist to pit in school colors Justin Restivo...Makes it BIG in Hollywood after re-make of the Dick Van Dyke Show. Beverh Rivero...Carpe Diem. Don Sidun...gets a degree from Harvard and over throws Kef Wilson as head o the Upper School. Ravi Singhvi...After a near fatal accident as a stunt double for Mel Gibson on the set o Lethal Weapon 10 he retires and returns to WH becoming the new Soup Nazi. Dev Sinha...Begins serious workout and becomes a professional Indian dancer at Delilah's Den. Beth Treger...After startin; her own yearbook company in Erance she encounters financial troubles after receiving and exuberan amount of speeding tickets and is forced to sell her lovely locks for cash. Josh Vietze...Becomes the nex "Bob Ross" after growing back his fro. Chris Wang...Invents the first hydroelectric station wagon afte tinkering with his old one. Lindsay W est...EinaIIy puts the years of ballet lessons to use as a Vegas Shov Girl making her parents very proud. Jimmy Wu...while attending a Lakers Knicks game at the Garden h is selected to attempt a half court shot for $1,000,000, after making the shot he ends up as the new McDonald spokesman. Dan Zuchnik...Becomes a racecar driver but fails to qualify for the Indy 500 because someon stole liis car.
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