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"Hello Mudder, Hello Fodder” adapted by Robert and Joanna Frankel
Hello Mudder, Hello Fodder
pick me up from
Wardlaw-Hartridge/
School is very stimulating
and they say we'll have some fun if we stop complaining/
How 1don't want this to scare ya
Mrs. Jared's lab files carry malaria/
Mrs. Vorwerk was carried out after lunch Ptomaine poisoning is Mrs. Hapo's hunch/
You remember Mrs. Drier
she put out the
library fire/
The Planfield Rescue Squad
has almost gotten
Mr. Strawbridge out of the locker
where the 7th graders stuffed him after soccer/
Bring me home from Wardlaw-Hartridge Bring me home from school/
Get me out of swimming
Mrs. Sapchin's pet shark jaws
is kept in Wardlaw's pool/ Wait a minute
there's no test today
Mrs. Keich is
taking girl's out to play/
Mr. Rlenk is throwing a football/
Mother, Father kindly disregard this phone call.
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