Page 762 - Uke Song Book

My Perfect Cousin
The Undertones
Now [A] I've got a cousin called [E] Kevin, He's [A] sure to go to [E] Heaven,
[G] always spotless, [D] clean and neat, as [G] smooth as you [D] get 'em.
[A] He's got a fur lined sheepskin [E] jacket,
[A] My ma says they cost a [E] packet,
but [G] she won't even let [D] me explain,
that [G] me and Kevin, we just [D] look the same
Chorus:
Oh, [A] my perfect [E] cousin,
what I [A] like to do he [E] doesn't,
He's his [A] family's pride and [D] joy, his [Dbm] mother's little golden [E] boy.
He's [A] got a degree in eco[E] nomics, [A] maths, physics and bi[E] onics,
He [G] thinks that I'm a cabbage,
`cos [G] I hate "University Challenge", [A] Even at the age of [E] ten,
[A] Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,
He [G] always beat me at "Sub[D]buteo",
`Cos [G] he flicked to kick, and I [D] didn't know.
Chorus
Bridge
A G E D X2 E D A G X2 Db -> D x2...
His [A] mother bought him a synthe[E]sizer, got the [A] Human League in to ad[E]vise her, Now he's making lots of noise,
playing along with the Art school boys,
[A] Girls try to attract his at[E]tention,
[A] but what a shame, it's in vain,
total re[E] jection,
[G] he will never be [D] left on the shelf 'cos [G] Kevin, he's in [D] love with himself.
Chorus
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