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MoNDaYs
"Uhhh.. I Have to Go Back
There Again..
Mmmmm.... Bzzzzzz....Bzzzz.... wait. Bzzzzz? Huh. Uh... oh! Alarm clock! Alam clock? Grrrr....Monday! Ack.
Shower.... yes. Shower good. Now, clothes. Hmm. Khaki pants, given. White shirt or blue polo? Decisions, decisions, decisions.... Blue polo it is; too tired to think about ties today. Now, coffee. Must acquire coffee. Will not survive calculus without coffee... What? ACK! Must get to school before parking lot fills up. Forego coffee. Mental note; substitute soda for coffee. Surge? Nasty stuff, but it'll work. Bookbag....in the car where I left it yesterday. How productive. CD... in the car where I left it. How convienient. Bye Mom. Bye Dad. Be home later.
Uh-oh. Purple van in CBA parking lot is starting up. Apply more foot to gas petal. More speed. Turn right, and... park. Kill lights, take out keys. School. Again. Monday. Ugh. Take me home. Locker... combination? Uh... forgot. Can't think. Lacking coffee. Hey Brian, what's my combo? 5-17-46. Right. 5 left, 17 right, 46 left. Click. Jam. What the...? Punch locker. Try again. 5 left, 17 right, 46 left. Click. Jam. Gah! Brian, you sure that was it? Oh. 5-27-46. Thanks. 5 left, 27 right, 46 left. Click. Open. Cool. Hey Brian, what homework did we have? Yeah. Read that, studied that, what else? PAPER!? What paper? Crap, THAT paper. Uh, problem. No caffeine. Must do paper. Problem. Uh...must... forego... caffeine. Okay,
time to hit the library.
Library, computers, MS Works.
Paper. Must think to write paper. Can't think without caffeine. Must...write paper. Paper suddenly becomes paper on sleep deficiency. What class was this again? Psych? Hope so. Paper on sleep deficiency doesn't do me any good for English. Uh, type type type type think type type type FAST type FASTER type spell check, print save. Can't save? What the...? AGH! Bell. Print faster.
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Print faster. Print fas..Good. Done. Goto homeroom. Hey Brian, what do I have first? Calc? Figures. What did I do this weekend? Good question. I'll wait for the pictures to develops. Get back to me then.
TI-83. Time for Tetris. One line, four lines, three lines, tetris, one line, one line, crash? ARGH. High score? That's pathetic.Bell again? Already? Oh, shoot. Time for calc. Review mental notes: substitute soda for coffee. Incomplete. Repeat, student is decaffeinated. Mayday, mayday Bail out! Negative, student is currently flying over enemy airspace. Crash inevitable. Warning, crash inevitable, argh.... derivitives... dragging... eyelids... down... another...student... casualty...zzzzzzz....
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As Meghan Yeomans arrives at school, she at­ tempts to crack a smile. However, that's a little difficult to do when you are trying to concentrate on driving and there is a camera in your face.
Elijah Huling doesn't exactly look thrilled to be back at CBA this particular Monday morning. I bet he would like another Sunday to memorize those two pages for his upcoming test.
Everyboday looks a little cranky in the early hours of the first day of the week. Jim McCarthy lives up to this exceptionally well as he slowly makes his way to the junior lockers.
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