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Manufacture a range of boxes that are deliberately
designed to be extremely difficult to open. Whether
encased in lead or reinforced plastic, the boxes would
all contain a timer that would be triggered at the point of
purchase. When a box was successfully opened, the
owner would stop the timer and receive a unique code

355number, correlating directly to the time taken to open
the box. The owner would then call a phone line with
their code to claim a prize.
David Owen

2 February 2002

Design duvet covers with pornographic imagery printedEditor’s note:
on the underside.Washing powder
brands might benefit
Mike Hughesfrom giving these
away for free to
3563February2002 teenage boys.