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One day, a little old lady went to see the doctor.
The kindly medical professional asked her, “What seems to be the problem, dear?”
She said, “Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t both- er me too much.
“My farts never smell, and are always silent.
“As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor said, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week, the little old lady returned for her fol- low-up appoint- ment.
“Doctor,” she said, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly...”
The doctor said: “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hear- ing.”
One Easter Sunday morning as the pastor was preaching a chil- dren's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg.
He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"
"I know, I know!" a little girl exclaimed, "Pantyhose!"
A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company. He said, “Our 2nd main rule is cleanli- ness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?”
The applicant replied, “Yes, sir, I did.”
Then the boss said, ”Our 1st main rule is trustworthi- ness. You see, there was no mat.”
At the end of the college year, a star football player cele- brated by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many any "potential dates" at the party.
"Oh, I'm much more attracted to the strong academ- ic types than to the party animals," she said. "What's your G.P.A.?"
Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 25 in the city and 40 on the high- way."
Two friends were at a bookstore perus- ing through the nonfiction section.
Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recom- mend it."
Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?"
Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."
Young Actor: "Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years."
Father: "Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one
My neighbor intro- duced his wife to me by calling her his, "better half."
I returned the cour- tesy by introducing my wife as, "the lesser of two evils."
In-N-Out Burger Sues
YouTube Prankster
For Posing As CEO
By Bonnie Burton
While April 1 may be an ideal day to pull pranks, you probably don't want to try any- thing at In-N-Out Burgerrestaurants if you still want to eat there.
The California- based fast food chain filed a restraining order on Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court against Cody Roeder, oth- erwise known
as Trollnchies on YouTube.
Roeder allegedly walked into two different Southern California In-N-Out Burgers -- one in Van Nuys on March 13, the other in Burbank on March 14 -- posing as the pop- ular fast food chain's CEO.
Roeder allegedly berated cus- tomers, took burg- ers from diners' hands, demanded a taste test from the kitchen and called the food "garbage," accord- ing to the Orange County Register.
The videos depict- ing both incidents
at In-N-Out Burger were posted on March 14 on the Trollmunchies YouTube channel but have since been taken down.
"We have recently seen an increase of visitors to our stores, who are not customers but instead are inten- tionally disruptive and who then try to promote them- selves through social media," Arnie Wensinger, executive vice president at In-N- Out Burger, said in a statement. "These visitors have unfortunately used deceit, fraud, and trespass to their own advan- tage, and in each instance, they have attempted to humiliate, offend, or otherwise make
our customers or associates uncom- fortable."
The lawsuit seeks damages of more than $25,000 from Roeder for his prank gone bad. That's food for thought for any future pranksters who want to take on the popular food chain.
The Trollmunchies YouTube channel is full of videos of Roeder trolling women (usually trying to pick them up), as well as pranking hackers and random peo- ple on the street.
Neither In-N-Out Burger nor Trollmunchies immediately responded to a request for a com- ment.
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