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University Offers ‘Wasting Time On The Internet’ Class
Creative writing students at the University of Pennsylvania will finally get a chance to major in what every undergrad dreams of: wasting
time on the internet.
Poet, UbuWeb founder and professor Kenneth Goldsmith is teaching a weekly class next semester which requires students to "stare at the screen for three hours, only interacting through chat rooms, bots, social media and listservs".
Appropriately, the semi- nar is titled "Wasting time on the internet". The only course materi- als needed are a wi-fi connection and a laptop.
Unlike the conventional wisdom about procrasti- nating online, Goldsmith believes that enforcing a state of "distraction, multi-tasking, and aim- less drifting" might prove as creatively fertile as automatic writing was for the Surrealist writers.
“I’m so tired of reading, every time you pick up a paper, on how bad the Web is," he told
the Washington Post. "I don’t think that’s true. I think the Internet is making us smarter."
Unfortunately, students will not be graded on how much time and out- rage they waste on the
Daily Mail Sidebar of Shame. Goldsmith wants his class to take the raw materials of "clicking, SMSing, sta- tus-updating and ran- dom surfing" and turn them into "substantial works of literature".
Goldsmith is also the brains behind one of the most popular creative writing classes at Penn: Uncreative Writing, in which all class assign- ments must be com- pletely plagiarised, stolen and copied from other sources.
In 2013, he was appointed the first Poet Laureate of the Museum of Modern Art.
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