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Man Whose Farts “Can Kill Mosquitoes Six Meters Away Hired To Create New Repellent”
Man whose farts 'can kill mosqui- toes six meters away hired to create new repel- lent'
A MAN whose farts kill mosqui- toes claims to have been signed up by insect repellent companies prob- ing the secret of his killer gas.
Joe Rwamirama, 48, from Kampala, Uganda says boffins have launched a study into the chemical properties of his unique trouser toxin.
The odd job man says no one in his home village has ever con- tracted malaria because his pow-
ers knock out insects over a six mile radius.
If true, that would make his fallout zone larger than that of the atomic bomb which destroyed Hiroshima in 1945.
Local barber James Yoweri said: "He is known all over the city as the
man who can kill mosquitoes with his farts.
"When Joe is around we all know that mos- quitoes will van- ish.
“He is respectful of people around him and will only fart when there are mosquitoes around which bring malaria. His
farts gets rid of this disease."
A Local chief who knew Joe, when he was growing up as a child, said he took him in to live with him during the malar- ia season and claimed no one nearby caught the disease.
The chief said: "I heard about Joe's gift and I
took him in to help mop out the mosquitoes infesting our sur- roundings.
“He respectfully drops these bloomers and it helped eradicate the insects. He does his thing and they drop - like flies."
Joe said: “I eat ordinary food just like everyone
else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly.
“I smell like a normal man and I bathe daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects and especially mosquitoes.”
Joe dreams of his marketing his gas and added: “Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it!”
Claims that Joe's wind has evolved to combat malar- ia emerged online yesterday - but the two companies linked to him were not identified and the claims could not be verified.
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