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To Fart In Front Of A Partner
Leads To A Stronger, Longer
And Healthier Relationship
If you ever felt the desire to let one rip in front of your partner, but decided to hold it in and let it out slowly and silent- ly — you may be putting your rela- tionship in jeop- ardy. At least that’s the conclu- sion of one study done on tooting and relationships.
Study confirms that farting in front of your partner, leads to a stronger and healthier relation- ship!
Relationship guru Cynthia Powell claims that cou- ples who ‘get over’ the initial embarrassment of breaking wind in front of each other early in a relationship are more likely to stay together and live healthier lives.
The controversial New York-based
relationship expert Powell made the claim during an inter- view on the influ- ential Irish Late Late TV chat show.
Powell mainly offers relationship advice to the wealthy, but you don’t have to have a large
bankroll to take this advice!
“Once couples get over the initial embarrassment of farting in front of a new partner, it seems to open up a whole new period of open- ness, honesty and trust.”
Powell may not
hold any sort of medical degree, but she is a genius when it comes to rela- tionships! She’s pretty funny too!
“Ok, so I’m no gastrointestinal expert but I imag- ine lying in bed for a few hours and after indulging in
marathon hori- zontal jogging — as all new cou- ples do, must surely get the gases bubbling. And as they say, in a relationship you should never bottle anything up.”
Her theory makes perfect sense. All humans fart, so
why not fart with the one you love most?!?
So the next time you feel the need to let the wind blow — go ahead and toot away! Laugh, Love, Toot!
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