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French Statue Gets Detachable Penis To Thwart Thieves
By Daniel Uria
ARCACHON, France, April 19 (UPI) -- A town in France has seem- ingly found a solution that will prevent locals from vandalizing a stat- ue of Greek hero Heracles.
The town of Arcachon has decided to create a prosthetic removable penis that can be attached to the statue of Heracles, or Hercules, in Parc Mauresque after years of vandals stealing the appendage. "Considering Heracles' fragile manhood we've chosen to give him a removable prosthetic that we can add to the statue before each cere- mony," deputy mayor said, according to The Local."This is the best solution, otherwise you just end up constantly chasing after the anato- my of Heracles."
A number of unsolved
cases of thefts of the statue's penis have been reported in the area throughout the years and Mayor Yves Foulon decided it was time to put the "systematic" issue to rest.
"I wouldn't want anyone - not even my worst ene- mies - to go through what happens to this
statue," he said. No information has been given about the design or dimensions of the new appendage that will be added to the 10-foot tall statue, although it has been confirmed that it will only remain on the statue during cere- monies.
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