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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Chinese restau- rant in New York. Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in China?’*
Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.'*
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Chinese Jews?'*
The waiter said, 'I won't be knowing, but I will ask the chef. After he returned from the kitchen a few min- utes later and said, 'No sir, no Chinese Jews.'*
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?'*
The waiter, realiz- ing he was deal- ing with 'foreign- ers' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen.*
While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in China. Our peo- ple are scattered everywhere.'*
The waiter returned and said, 'The Chef and the Captain my boss and they all say there is no Chinese Jews.'*
'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Chinese Jews!'*
Listen, I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frus- trated waiter. 'All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews!*
No Chinese Jews OK...!
A balding, white haired man walked into a jew- elry store this past
Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000the jewel- er said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trem- bled with excite- ment.
The old man see- ing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how pay- ment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday after- noon.'
On Monday morn- ing, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.”
'I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’
Not All Seniors Are Senile...
Man Charged After Allegedly Exposing Himself While Delivering Groceries
By Priscilla Aguirre
San Antonio police have arrested and charged a man for exposing him- self outside a home after a gro- cery delivery. According to an arrest affidavit, Xavier Downs, 29, was seen on a Ring door cam- era "exposing his genitals [and] masturbating" after a delivery he made on September 26. He was arrested and charged with indecent expo- sure on January 2, jail records show.
The affidavit states Down ini- tially went back to his vehicle after delivering the customer's groceries from H- E-B. He left the bags at the front door and did not have contact with the customers, the arrest report stated.
Shortly after, the customer had a motion notifica- tion from the front door Ring camera. That's when it recorded Downs exposing himself and mas- turbating while looking towards the door. Downs
put his penis back into his shorts and left when he heard a dog barking from inside the home, the report stated.
The affidavit said Downs matches a photo connect- ed to a similar incident during a DoorDash deliv- ery in February 2022. This is the second time Downs was charged with indecent expo- sure in connec- tion with food delivery.
Records show he has been released on bond.
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