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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
~~~~~ Some people think the government owes them a living. The rest of us would gladly settle for a small tax refund. ~~~~~ What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him. ~~~~~ Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? A: Depreciation. ~~~~~ Whomever said that truth never hurts never had to fill out a Form 1040. ~~~~~ There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax. Men and women. ~~~~~ I hate junk mail . . .and that includes the tax forms they send me. ~~~~~ If Congress can pay farmers not to raise crops, why can't we pay Congress not to raise taxes? ~~~~~ President Herbert Hoover was the first President to give his salary back to the government. Now the government would like everyone to do it. ~~~~~ Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly. ~~~~~ Q: Why is a tax loophole like a good parking spot? A: As soon as you see one, it's gone. ~~~~~
Some people think the government owes them a living. The rest of us would gladly settle for a small tax refund.
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Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.
~~~~~ What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a financial problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. ~~~~~ A lot of people still have the first dollar they ever made. Uncle Sam has all the others. ~~~~~ Income tax is Uncle Sam's version of "Truth or Consequences." ~~~~~ Doing your own income tax return is a lot like a do-it-yourself mugging. ~~~~~ Did you ever notice? When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells: "THEIRS." ~~~~~ Drive carefully. Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get.
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