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Real Estate Humor
Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room? So my relatives won't have to waste any time.
The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.
How much are they asking for your rent now? Oh, about twice a day.
I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.
Realtor sign--We have "lots" to be thankful for.
Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one.
There is no longer a need for the neutron bomb. We already have something that destroys people and leaves buildings intact. It's called a mortgage.
If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
My buyers went through debt consoli- dation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
I listed a maintenance free house. In the last 25 years there hasn't been any mainte- nance.
Did you hear about Robin Hood's house? It has a little John.
My agent was always smiling. I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth with- out being a barracuda.
If you want to know exactly where the
property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
Houses today don't have enough closet space. Sure they do. They're just called guest bedrooms.
Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on
the sides of their houses. Each floor had a different story.
A lot of homes have been spoiled by inferi- or desecrators.--Frank Lloyd Wright
I bought a two story house. One story before I bought, and another after.
The house is only 5 minutes from shopping . . .if you've got an air- plane.
The best part of a real estate bargain is the neighbor.
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