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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every hus- band to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck - the bar- tender was almost crushed to death.
Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small pack- age. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book enti- tled: 'The meaning of
dreams'.
Two girlfriends were talk- ing at a New Year's Eve party. The talk got around to what their res- olutions would be.
"I'm going to start a diet to get rid of all of these extra pounds I put on over the holidays," Kim said.
"Good!" Katrina exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burg- er and fries, I'll call you first."
"Great!" Kim replied. "I'll ride with you."
On a New Year’s eve, a Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky.
'If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of a New Year toast, the shield against winter
chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise.'
Peter, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Ken, and asks for a ciga- rette.
'I thought you made a New Year's resolution to quit smoking,' Ken responds.
'I'm in the process of quitting,' replies Peter with a grin. 'Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.'
'Phase one?' wonders Ken.
'Yeah,' laughs Peter, 'I've quit buying.'
A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’
He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’
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Mercedes Benz brakelight lens covers for 1970-1980’s. Disconnected, ready to go. One pair $68 • 272-9273 bet 8am-8:30pm377
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