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A first-grade teacher can’t believe her stu- dent isn’t excited about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love bas- ketball, so I do too,” says the stu- dent.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your par- ents were dumb fools? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”
I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about that com- ment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?” “Oh no,” I replied. “I’ve never done either.”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib- eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” I said “No, I’ve heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!”
“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, bal- looning, or rock climbing ?” “No, I don’t,” I said.
He said, “Do you gamble or drive fast cars?” “No,” I said. “I’ve never done any of those things.”
He looked at me and said, “Then why do you care if you live to be 80?”
The bank robbers tied and gagged the employees in one room and the manager in his office. On their way out they noticed the man- ager was making desperate noises to catch their attention.
Moved by curiosi- ty, one of the bur- glars loosened the gag and heard the man’s plead, “Please take the books too, I’m $5000 short!”
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grand- mother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.”
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things...
It's either a new car or a new wife!
A high-school stu- dent came home from school seeming rather depressed.
“What’s the mat- ter son?” asked his mother.
“Aw, gee,” said the boy, “it’s my marks. They’re all wet.”
“What do you mean, 'all wet'?” she asks.
“I mean,” he replied, “well below C-level.”
Woman On Turkish TV Show
Goes Viral After Fainting In
Response To A Haircut
Haircuts can
be emotional experiences whe ther or not you’re happy with the end result. But while most of us will smile politely while crying on the inside when faced with a bad cut, one woman recently had a slightly more extreme reaction – and it’s gone viral.
The dramatic scenes took place on the Turkish make- over pro- gramme Kuaförü m Sensin,
or You’re My Hairdresser, where make-up artists and hair- stylists compete to win a grand prize by showing off their skills on (volunteer) mod- els.
On this particular episode, one such model is in the process of having a sub- stantial amount cut off her waist- length hair. After realising the extent of chop – her hair now reaches just below her shoul- ders – the
woman, looking horrified bursts into tears, crying “what is this.”
As the judges and other con- testants look on in shock, the woman attempts to leave the stu- dio before faint- ing into the arms of presenter Gözde Kansu, who calls out “friends, help!”
We then see paramedics attending to the woman as she is carried out in the arms of a pro- ducer. Adding to the woman’s the- atrics is the hilar- ious telenovela
editing of Kuaförüm Sensin which delights in the melodrama, repeating the moment of faint- ing over and over again.
The clip has been shared widely on social media, going viral after Twitter user @samiino- vaaaa posted
it alongside the caption “I’m SCREAMINNNN why is that so relatable tf”. The video has since been viewed 12 million times and has racked up 21k likes.
Click here for video: https://www.dazeddigital.com/beauty/h ead/article/46355/1/woman-on-turk- ish-tv-show-goes-viral-after-fainting- in-response-to-a-haircut
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