Page 8 - 2011 AMA Winter

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ARTICLE “The Best VS
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The “classic” route up the South Ridge of the Aiguille Dibona is 14
The story of our trip over to France is a long one. Suffice it to pitches of immaculate granite on what has to be one of the most
say that we did not regard the cancellation of our planned flight as inspiring peaks that I’ve ever been fortunate enough to see. On
our airline’s greatest hour but, having pretty tight timelines to get in top of this, it’s also all do-able in a long weekend from London.
and out from the climb, we simply delayed everything by 24 hours. Unfortunately this didn’t mean that we avoided further issues.
8 pitches into the route, shouting “Take! Take! Take!” at the top
of my voice as I tried to reverse some very suspect flakes, it didn’t
After a shorter night’s sleep than planned, we (more accurately, quite feel as I’d sold it to my partners. We were running late, had
I) embarked on some protracted “badmin” in the motel as we managed to go off-route on a knife-edge ridge and were definitely
debated and decided what gear we should take or leave in the car. beyond the route’s maximum grade of Fr5b.
Gear packed, we spent more time, hungry, buying too much food in the local Carrefour and, after brief diversion to Decathlon, drove This tale began, as so many do, in a pub. After a typical winter’s
off into the mountains.
night session at London’s Mile End wall, I’d carefully laid a beautiful
picture-book guide on the table and asked “So, anyone interested
The walk-in to the hut was clearly marked and so I led on, setting in going to the Alps for the weekend?” Quickly capitalising on the
the tone for the team. My ensemble consisted of old trainers, flimsy advantage that professional photography had given, I glibly sum-
running shorts (survivors of the 80s) and a red sun hat whilst carry- marised it as “A quick flight out, hire a car, walk in, climb, walk out,
ing a huge tarte aux abricots in a supermarket carrier bag and hav- and fly home. Four days max.” All very doable, all very plausible.
ing a large “pain de campagne” sharing the back of my pack with my crampons. Aurelio has forgotten both his sun hat and shorts The logistics were straightforward: avoid the French holidays, fly
and improvised with a knotted handkerchief and rolling up his trou- Easyjet, hire a car, book a night in a “FormuleUne” motel and make
ser legs. John, in shame at our sartorial failings, powered on ahead. a call to the guardienne of the nearest hut. Cheap and easy.
We wound our way up through the alpine Spring flowers to enter A little research identified that the route did require a light rack with a
and traverse along a narrow gorge above a torrent. When, at last, few small friends. As it wasn’t “bolts all the way” and as the three of
we crossed over the stream and a view of the mountain gave us an us had never climbed together, we planned a shake-out in Snowdo-
excuse to rest we stared in awe at this granite blade and greedily nia and went to the Idwal Slabs to develop something like the fabled
demolished the whole of the tarte. Though we first caught sight of Alpine efficiency. Actually, we climbed very well together despite tak-
the hut shortly after this, it never seemed to get any closer and we ing, in error, the Direct Start (HVS) to Tennis Shoe (HS) and Lazarus (S)
spent a further 2 hours of grinding switchback ascent to reach it. In and Groove Above (S) provided more entertainment. So, whilst we
recompense were the pamoramic views up to the Dibona and the hadn’t quite managed Alpine changeover speeds at our belays, we’d
surrounding peaks. After the effort of getting there, we were settling not hung around and had enjoyed climbing together.
into our slow walk-in paces, breathing in the mountain air and it all felt worthwhile.
6 ARMY MOUNTAINEER