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Ste v e Martin Humor
Steve Martin Humor

• It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: the Teamsters were
helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

• I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out
today is.

• How many people have never raised their hand before?

• I believe that sex is the most wonderful and beautiful thing that money can buy.

• A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
• All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.

RELIGION an adviser. It’s someone who may belong to a community Fun & Games

continued from page 19 knows more about a subject group, a church group, or a
than you know. It’s someone special interest group where Answers
isolation is never good and can who can teach you. You may you partner together with
result in serious mental illness have an exercise coach, a others. From page 20
including depression, anxiety, dietary coach, a success coach MUMBO JUMBO
and even dementia. We social or a spiritual coach, to name a Third, you need a friend. A RECITAL
distance to keep safe but we few. A mentor will challenge friend is someone who will Final Message:
should never social isolate. you to keep growing and love you and support you in Ballroom
We need people in our life encourage you to stay socially good times and in bad times. Salsa Hip Hop
even as we battle through this connected and make the best of It’s someone you can express Jazz
virus. The Bible reminds us in a challenging situation. your heart to and that person Tap
Ecclesiastes 4:9-10, “Two are will listen to every word you Ballet
better than one, because they Second, you need a partner. say. If you mess up, a friend BAMBOOZABLE
have a good return for their A partner may be co-workers will still love you. If other 6. Living on a shoestring 5. Way overpriced
labor: If either of them falls or colleagues who perform people walk out on you, a 4. Honest to goodness
down, one can help the other the work with you. These are friend will stay with you. 3. No can do 2. Foot in the door
up. But pity anyone who falls your teammates in life. These We need to practice social 1. You can count on it
and has no one to help them individuals share a common distancing during these PHRASE SCRAMBLE
up.” life situation or a common unprecedented times. But
interest with you and work with I shall not want
Every person needs three key you to accomplish a common we should never practice shepherd;
people in their life to avoid goal. One person can only social isolation. Who is your The Lord is my
the negative results of social accomplish so much on their mentor? Who is your partner?
isolation. First, you need a own, but a team of people can Who is your friend? HINK PINKS 10. Shore Roar
mentor. A mentor is a coach or accomplish so much more. You 9. Bent Cent 8. Fat Bat

MASKS • Remove the mask by the • Wash the mask in soap or 7. Feud Mood 6. Cross Boss 5. Fake Lake

continued from page 18 straps behind the ears or detergent, preferably with 4. Jock Sock
head hot water, at least once a 3. Farm Charm 2. Dark Shark
• Adjust the mask to your • Pull the mask away from day 1. Grand Gland
face without leaving gaps your face • Clean your hands after SUDOKU

on the sides
• Store the mask in a clean removing the mask
• Cover your mouth, nose, plastic, resealable bag if it For more information about

and chin is not dirty or wet and you DOH-Citrus, visit www.

• Avoid touching the mask plan to re-use it CitrusCountyHealth.org or
after it is on follow us on Twitter at @
• Remove the mask by the
• Clean your hands before straps when taking it out FLHealthCitrus.
removing the mask of the bag