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BLOTTER
SHERIFF’S OFFICE
A collection of dumb moves by boneheads in Hernando County last month
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June 1 up to his front gate and
attempted to filch a package
A man got angry at his When someone started firing a An adult son got into an
neighbors at a local lying there while he watched. rifle in a wooded area near her argument with his mother
campground that were When the homeowner home, a woman grabbed her over her refusal to give
celebrating a birthday by objected, this nut threatened dogs and went looking for the him money. During the
shooting off some fireworks. him with a knife. Undaunted, culprit. When she found him, argument, he bit her on the
When they disregarded his the victim ran to his car, he reacted by pointing his rifle hand. Authorities were called
screamed request to knock grabbed his gun, pointed it at her and threatening to shoot and the son was arrested.
it off, the man went to his at him and told him to leave. her and her dogs. This babe Remember: don’t bite the
camp site, got a gun and The would-be thief took his in the woods wisely chose to hand that feeds you.
revisited the neighbors advice, but deputies located get the hell out of there. Law
intending to create his own him a short time later and enforcement is investigating. During an argument over
fireworks display. But after arrested him. Here’s some money, a woman hurled
hearing the celebrants call advice for both of them: the a metal frying pan at her
law enforcement, he quickly owner should have picked up A deputy was conducting an husband striking him in the
assumed a social distance the dang package when it was interview when the suspect arm and making him eat his
stance and ran home delivered, and the would-be suddenly pulled away and words.
thief should not have been
June 15
stupid enough to attempt to started running. The hapless J u ne 1 5
Two women got into an steal it while the owner was hightailer ran across a parking A house that is owned by a
argument that turned physical. watching. lot and down a slope where he trust was found to be occupied
One ran into some nearby lost his footing and fell face by an unknown woman and
woods to evade deputies but first onto the pavement. He her four pit bulls. She claimed
couldn’t resist charging the A couple received a was promptly arrested. You to have a rental agreement
other woman before being phone call from someone might say the victim lost face. but was unable to provide it,
stopped by law enforcement. impersonating a deputy Then, again, you might not… so she was arrested. The dogs
It was a matter over mind stating that one of them J u ne 2 were removed by Animal
June 2
situation… had an active warrant for Enforcement, and she was
failing to show up for jury A man reported that an removed by brute force.
duty. The caller demanded unknown individual broke
Deputies responded to a local that the victim pay money a bathroom window to gain
motel after management immediately to clear up the entrance to his home. Nothing A man was sleeping with a
call about a man acting matter. The caller next sent was reported stolen from loaded gun in his hand. When
irrationally. When they him a test message with a the residence. The news was he awoke, he decided to put
arrived, the lunatic leaned copy of the fake warrant. it away. When placing the
out of a second story window Undaunted, the victim called shattering and a pane to the gun on safety, he decided to
pull the trigger ensure the
and made obscene gestures at law enforcement, explained homeowner. safety was working. We think
them. Deputies fingered him what happened and asked if you know where this item is
for possessing illegal drugs. this was legit. It was bogus, Deputies spotted a golf cart headed. Sure enough, the gun
and the chowder head who traveling down a main road, discharged. The bullet hit the
A man was working in his made the call is being sought. but somehow were unable to man in the finger for not using
yard when some cretin walked He made a bad call… catch up with the driver. Fore! his brain.
