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SHERIFF’S OFFICE
A collection of dumb moves by boneheads in Hernando County last month
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July 9 idiot? You decide. recently reported stolen was Employees at a fitness
July 13
A man accompanied his Ju ly 1 3 located at a local gas station. center reported there was an
unauthorized person walking
She elected to call authorities
girlfriend to a local hospital A man and a woman instead of passing gas to see if around on the second floor of
and was not allowed in were involved in a verbal her car was really there. the building. The suspect fled
her room due to Covid-19 altercation over her not when realizing the jig was up
restrictions. He was very putting gas in their car. The and jogged out before being
displeased about it and went man showed his displeasure A woman who had previously caught. It was an exercise in
outside and tried to steal by throwing a small knife been trespassed for entering a futility for law enforcement.
a John Deere Gator that in her direction but had bad home without permission did
belonged to the hospital. aim. Instead, the knife handle it again. She entered through
When he was unable to start struck a small child standing an unlocked door at the same
it, he went over to a nearby beside the woman. This house and proceeded to take A husband and wife got into a
carport and stole a golf cart. cowardly bottom feeder ran a shower. She was not given verbal argument. The female
Fore! He sure showed those off before law enforcement a clean break for this repeat threw a can of cleaning spray
dumb old professionals at arrived. This whole incident offense… Note to the owner: at her husband which hit him
the hospital!! However, both happened because the woman lock your dang doors!! in the arm. She came clean
incidents were captured on passed gas. and was arrested.
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surveillance cameras, and July 14 July 23
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he was caught and arrested. A man was walking near
We’re hoping his girlfriend Deputies responded to a Rogers Park when he was A boyfriend and girlfriend
rethinks her relationship suspicious vehicle parked in confronted by three men. got into an argument over
with this bozo while she is front of someone’s house. They pushed him down and “a burrito busting open.”
healing… When they arrived, the driver stole his gold chain. The The boyfriend shoved his
was still there. He told them robbers apparently didn’t girlfriend to the floor during
he ran out of gas, and he abide by the Golden Rule and the argument. Ay carumba!
A motorist passing Linda planned to run down the road gave him the old Midas touch. July 24July 24
Pedersen Park noticed a man and get some so he could
who appeared to need help so move the vehicle. His offer A deputy watched a man
he pulled in to check on him. was rejected, and his car was Witnesses called authorities fail to stop at a stop sign
The man said he was fishing towed away. Was this another after seeing four or five while riding his bike. Instead
when a woman in an SUV incident based on passing gas, individuals exiting the of heeding the deputy’s
pulled up and demanded his or just a case of some creep women’s bathroom. A short instructions to stop, the man
money. Before leaving, she casing the house for a future time later, the bathroom was dropped the bike and walked
battered him and stole his burglary? on fire. It wasn’t a matter into a nearby house, but he
cellphone and wallet. When of hot crap - the fire was eventually returned. When
law enforcement arrived, the contained to a rubber trash he did, the deputy noticed a
man refused to cooperate with In yet another case of passing can. That’s the poop on that… large bulge in the suspect’s
the investigation. Was he too gas, a woman received sock. It was not a bunion. It
embarrassed by being mugged information that the car she was drugs. There would be no
by a woman, or was he just an high time to that day…
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