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F LOR I DA NE W S OF T HE W E I R D
HUDSON, FL — A 36-year- other man. He then shoved the the Holmes Beach Police Beach Police Department said
old Hudson man learned the other man into the corner of a Department asked on a woman from South Carolina
hard way that he’s no Wyatt kitchen cabinet. Facebook. called to say that the rubber ear
Earp. Pasco County Sheriff’s When deputies arrived, the Amid the usual wallets, belongs to her husband.
deputies said he shot himself kitchen floor was covered sunglasses and car keys that Hall said the Beaufort couple
in the leg while “playing in soup and a pot containing turn up at the department’s was vacationing in the Tampa
cowboy.”
a turkey carcass was in the lost and found, officials came Bay area when the man went
Deputies were contacted by kitchen sink. across a prosthetic ear, a left swimming. His wife said he
medical personnel Saturday, CLEARWATER, FL — A one to be precise. was trying to put the ear in his
Dec. 14, at 6:30 p.m. after 23-year-old Clearwater man “This prosthetic ear was found pocket for safekeeping when “a
Matthew N……… showed up was busted after being accused at the public beach in Holmes wave knocked it off his hand.”
at the hospital with a gunshot of possessing ecstasy pills Beach over the weekend Prosthetic ears can cost
wound to his leg.
shaped like President Donald and turned in to the police thousands of dollars. Hall said
Matthew N……. told deputies Trump’s head. department,” the department the department will mail it to
he was out in the woods Clearwater Police arrested shared.”We are trying to locate South Carolina.
when a stranger shot him. Brendan ……. …..after a the owner.” “We will put it in box. I hope
Deputies, however, noted that search of his home turned up The owner came forward after nobody sees it and freaks out,”
the trajectory of the gunshot illegal drugs including MDMA a wave of publicity. he said.
wound indicated that the bullet pills that bore a resemblance to
was shot from above. Sgt. Brian Hall of the Holmes
Trump.
Deputies said Matthew Police were called to Brendan’s
eventually admitted that he home for a heroin overdose HELP WANTED
lied. He said he shot himself Friday afternoon. While
with a .22-caliber revolver there, Brendan gave officers
while fooling around, permission to search his home. Telephone Advertising Sales
pretending to be a gunslinger.
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felon, he is not permitted air vent.
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Sheriff’s Office, on Saturday One Florida police department home.
Curtis J….. of Honeymoon took to social media with an
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blanket. During the argument, the answer. No phone calls please.
deputies said Curtis picked up
a pot of soup and threw it at the “Have you lost an ear?”
