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girls to the bar and shook the dice-box against their bel-
       lies, for luck. Madame F. stood at the bar rapidly pouring
       CHOPINES of wine through the pewter funnel, with a wet
       dishcloth  always  handy,  because  every  man  in  the  room
       tried to make love to her. Two children, bastards of big Lou-
       is the bricklayer, sat in a comer sharing a glass of SIROP.
       Everyone was very happy, overwhelmingly certain that the
       world was a good place and we a notable set of people.
          For  an  hour  the  noise  scarcely  slackened.  Then  about
       midnight there was a piercing shout of ‘CITOYENS!’ and
       the sound of a chair falling over. A blond, red-faced work-
       man had risen to his feet and was banging a bottle on the
       table. Everyone stopped singing; the word went round, ‘Sh!
       Furex is starting!’ Furex was a strange creature, a Limousin
       stonemason who worked steadily all the week and drank
       himself into a kind of paroxysm on Saturdays. He had lost
       his memory and could not remember anything before the
       war, and he would have gone to pieces through drink if Ma-
       dame F. had not taken care of him. On Saturday evenings at
       about five o’clock she would say to someone, ‘Catch Furex
       before he spends his wages,’ and when he had been caught
       she would take away his money, leaving him enough for one
       good drink. One week he escaped, and, rolling blind drunk
       in the Place Monge, was run over by a car and badly hurt.
          The queer thing about Furex was that, though he was
       a  Communist  when  sober,  he  turned  violently  patriotic
       when drunk. He started the evening with good Commu-
       nist principles, but after four or five litres he was a rampant
       Chauvinist, denouncing spies, challenging all foreigners to

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