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(nine), one and sixpence halfpenny; Felix, my fourth (sev-
         en), eightpence to the Superannuated Widows; Alfred, my
         youngest (five), has voluntarily enrolled himself in the In-
         fant Bonds of Joy, and is pledged never, through life, to use
         tobacco in any form.’
            We had never seen such dissatisfied children. It was not
         merely  that  they  were  weazened  and  shrivelled—though
         they were certainly that to—but they looked absolutely fe-
         rocious with discontent. At the mention of the Tockahoopo
         Indians, I could really have supposed Eghert to be one of
         the most baleful members of that tribe, he gave me such a
         savage frown. The face of each child, as the amount of his
         contribution was mentioned, darkened in a peculiarly vin-
         dictive manner, but his was by far the worst. I must except,
         however, the little recruit into the Infant Bonds of Joy, who
         was stolidly and evenly miserable.
            ‘You have been visiting, I understand,’ said Mrs. Pardig-
         gle, ‘at Mrs. Jellyby’s?’
            We said yes, we had passed one night there.
            ‘Mrs. Jellyby,’ pursued the lady, always speaking in the
         same demonstrative, loud, hard tone, so that her voice im-
         pressed my fancy as if it had a sort of spectacles on too—and
         I may take the opportunity of remarking that her spectacles
         were made the less engaging by her eyes being what Ada
         called ‘choking eyes,’ meaning very prominent—‘Mrs. Jel-
         lyby is a benefactor to society and deserves a helping hand.
         My boys have contributed to the African project—Egbert,
         one and six, being the entire allowance of nine weeks; Os-
         wald, one and a penny halfpenny, being the same; the rest,

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