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house, and was to say, ‘Sarah, rejoice with me, for I have
         seen an elephant!’ would THAT be Terewth?’
            Mrs. Snagsby in tears.
            ‘Or put it, my juvenile friends, that he saw an elephant,
         and returning said ‘Lo, the city is barren, I have seen but an
         eel,’ would THAT be Terewth?’
            Mrs. Snagsby sobbing loudly.
            ‘Or put it, my juvenile friends,’ said Chadband, stimulated
         by the sound, ‘that the unnatural parents of this slumbering
         heathen—for parents he had, my juvenile friends, beyond a
         doubt—after casting him forth to the wolves and the vul-
         tures, and the wild dogs and the young gazelles, and the
         serpents, went back to their dwellings and had their pipes,
         and their pots, and their flutings and their dancings, and
         their  malt  liquors,  and  their  butcher’s  meat  and  poultry,
         would THAT be Terewth?’
            Mrs.  Snagsby  replies  by  delivering  herself  a  prey  to
         spasms, not an unresisting prey, but a crying and a tearing
         one, so that Cook’s Court re-echoes with her shrieks. Final-
         ly, becoming cataleptic, she has to be carried up the narrow
         staircase like a grand piano. After unspeakable suffering,
         productive of the utmost consternation, she is pronounced,
         by  expresses  from  the  bedroom,  free  from  pain,  though
         much  exhausted,  in  which  state  of  affairs  Mr.  Snagsby,
         trampled and crushed in the piano-forte removal, and ex-
         tremely timid and feeble, ventures to come out from behind
         the door in the drawing-room.
            All this time Jo has been standing on the spot where he
         woke up, ever picking his cap and putting bits of fur in his

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