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‘You made a bad hand at swapping when you went to any-
       body but me, Vincy! Why, you never threw your leg across
       a finer horse than that chestnut, and you gave him for this
       brute. If you set him cantering, he goes on like twenty saw-
       yers. I never heard but one worse roarer in my life, and that
       was a roan: it belonged to Pegwell, the corn-factor; he used
       to drive him in his gig seven years ago, and he wanted me
       to take him, but I said, ‘Thank you, Peg, I don’t deal in wind-
       instruments.’ That was what I said. It went the round of the
       country, that joke did. But, what the hell! the horse was a
       penny trumpet to that roarer of yours.’
         ‘Why, you said just now his was worse than mine,’ said
       Fred, more irritable than usual.
         ‘I  said  a  lie,  then,’  said  Mr.  Bambridge,  emphatically.
       ‘There wasn’t a penny to choose between ‘em.’
          Fred spurred his horse, and they trotted on a little way.
       When they slackened again, Mr. Bambridge said—
         ‘Not but what the roan was a better trotter than yours.’
         ‘I’m quite satisfied with his paces, I know,’ said Fred, who
       required all the consciousness of being in gay company to
       support him; ‘I say his trot is an uncommonly clean one, eh,
       Horrock?’
          Mr. Horrock looked before him with as complete a neu-
       trality as if he had been a portrait by a great master.
          Fred  gave  up  the  fallacious  hope  of  getting  a  genuine
       opinion; but on reflection he saw that Bambridge’s deprecia-
       tion and Horrock’s silence were both virtually encouraging,
       and indicated that they thought better of the horse than
       they chose to say.
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