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Ulysses


                                  in legible letters on his shirtfront: Nasodoro, Goldfinger,
                                  Chrysostomos, Maindoree, Silversmile, Silberselber, Vifargent,
                                  Panargyros. They are immediately appointed to positions of high

                                  public trust in several different countries as managing directors of
                                  banks, traffic managers of railways, chairmen of limited liability
                                  companies, vicechairmen of hotel syndicates.)
                                     A VOICE: Bloom, are you the Messiah ben Joseph or
                                  ben David?
                                     BLOOM: (Darkly) You have said it.
                                     BROTHER BUZZ: Then perform a miracle like
                                  Father Charles.
                                     BANTAM LYONS: Prophesy who will win the Saint
                                  Leger.
                                     (Bloom walks on a net, covers his left eye with his left ear,
                                  passes through several walls, climbs Nelson’s Pillar, hangs from
                                  the top ledge by his eyelids, eats twelve dozen oysters (shells
                                  included), heals several sufferers from king’s evil, contracts his face
                                  so as to resemble many historical personages, Lord Beaconsfield,
                                  Lord Byron, Wat Tyler, Moses of Egypt, Moses Maimonides,
                                  Moses Mendelssohn, Henry Irving, Rip van Winkle, Kossuth,
                                  Jean Jacques Rousseau, Baron  Leopold Rothschild, Robinson
                                  Crusoe, Sherlock Holmes, Pasteur, turns each foot simultaneously
                                  in different directions, bids the tide turn back, eclipses the sun by
                                  extending his little finger.)



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