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Ulysses


                                  It’s a lifebrightener, sure. The hottest stuff ever was. It’s
                                  the whole pie with jam in. It’s just the cutest snappiest line
                                  out. It is immense, supersumptuous. It restores. It vibrates.
                                  I know and I am some vibrator. Joking apart and, getting

                                  down to bedrock, A. J. Christ Dowie and the harmonial
                                  philosophy, have you got that? O. K. Seventyseven west
                                  sixtyninth street. Got me? That’s it. You call me up by
                                  sunphone any old time. Bumboosers, save your stamps.
                                  (He shouts) Now then our glory song. All join heartily in
                                  the singing. Encore! (He sings) Jeru ...
                                     THE     GRAMOPHONE:           (Drowning    his   voice)
                                  Whorusalaminyourhighhohhhh ...  (The disc rasps gratingly
                                  against the needle)
                                     THE THREE WHORES: (Covering their ears, squawk)
                                  Ahhkkk!
                                     ELIJAH: (In rolledup shirtsleeves, black in the face, shouts at
                                  the top of his voice, his arms uplifted) Big Brother up there,
                                  Mr President, you hear what I  done just been saying to
                                  you. Certainly, I sort of believe strong in you, Mr
                                  President. I certainly am thinking now Miss Higgins and
                                  Miss Ricketts got religion way inside them. Certainly
                                  seems to me I don’t never see no wusser scared female
                                  than the way you been, Miss Florry, just now as I done
                                  seed you. Mr President, you come long and help me save



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