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Chapter LI

In Which a Charade Is

Acted Which May or May

Not Puzzle the Reader

After Becky’s appearance at my Lord Steyne’s private
and select parties, the claims of that estimable woman as
regards fashion were settled, and some of the very great-
est and tallest doors in the metropolis were speedily opened
to her—doors so great and tall that the beloved reader and
writer hereof may hope in vain to enter at them. Dear breth-
ren, let us tremble before those august portals. I fancy them
guarded by grooms of the chamber with flaming silver forks
with which they prong all those who have not the right of
the entree. They say the honest newspaper-fellow who sits
in the hall and takes down the names of the great ones who
are admitted to the feasts dies after a little time. He can’t
survive the glare of fashion long. It scorches him up, as the
presence of Jupiter in full dress wasted that poor imprudent
Semele—a giddy moth of a creature who ruined herself by
venturing out of her natural atmosphere. Her myth ought

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