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‘It  doesn’t  matter,  Tabot!  Look!  The  new        Author’s Note:
            guy is leaving!’                                              Dear readers,
                Straining  his  ears,  Tabot  said,  ‘I  think        I  am  sure  many  of  you  have  played  FFX,  so
            they’re cheering for—they are! Check it out!’             please be aware Assuj & Tabot continued their
                ‘But there are only two minutes to go! Will it        passionate embrace as monsters attacked the
            make a difference?’                                       stadium.  They  kissed  throughout  the  entire
                ‘He’s gonna try, ya? The captain is gonna             blitz,  assuming  the  continued  screams  were
            try his best.’                                            fans,  that  the  flashes  and  noises  of  Anima
                ‘Naw,  Tabot.  You  heard  them  the  day  we         were merely celebratory items. When all went
            all left. They’re playing to win!’                        quiet  again,  they  opened  their  eyes,  left  the
                Never had two minutes felt longer than the            stadium  hand-in-hand,  and  travelled  the
            unbroken embrace of the couple as they held               Mi’ihen Highroad and Mushroom Rock Road to
            on  tight,  hearts  racing,  sweat  making  its  way      Moonflow.
            out.  The  volume  of  the  stadium  set  a  new
            record as the latest player grabbed hold of the               The glutton died, though.
            ball.  Tabot  stumbled  forward,  Assuj  having  to       (Nah, he lived. Those snack boxes come with
            hold him up.                                              very pointy skewers. They were useful).
                ‘He’s shooting…’                                                                                                                           Beach Bomb Blitz
                For  all  the  screaming  that  took  place,  of                                                                                                Shauna Kenny
            every  corner  of  the  stadium  both  fans  of  the
            home  team,  their  unexpected  opponents,  and
            the  fans  of  those  knocked  out  of  the
            tournament,  there  was  a  moment  for  a  single
            breath of silence as the ball shot forward, the
            captain having given it his all. The goalie made
            a dive, and time ran out.
                The stadium erupted.
                Assuj  screamed,  Tabot  fell  to  his  knees,
            and  their  adjoining  spectator  dropped  the  last
            of  his  snack  tray,  maintaining  a  gaping  maw
            until a  deafening  bellow  rang from his mouth.
            The  commentators  confirmed  the  impossible
            was true.
                “Unbelievable! The Aurochs win, folks! This
            is one for the record books!”
                Grabbing  her  husband  and  forcing  him  to
            meet  her  eyes,  the  two  froze  amid  the  chaos
            before  lunging  forward,  meeting  lips,  and
            joining the frenzy by expressing the joy in their
            own way.
                It was their best anniversary yet.
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