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Jokes

The wife of a Bristol Rovers fan called in a
repairman to fix the television. Just as the TV
repairman finished, the woman heard her
husband's key in the lock. "Hurry," she said to the
repairman, "you'll have to hide. My husband is
insanely jealous." There was no time to run out the
back door, so the repairman hid inside the TV
cabinet. The Bristol Rovers fan came in and
plopped down in his favourite chair to watch some football. Inside the TV
cabinet the repairman was all squished up and getting hotter and hotter. Finally,
he could stand it no more. He climbed out of the cabinet, marched across the
room and out the front door. The Bristol Rovers fan looked at the TV set, looked
at his wife, looked back at the set again and said, "I didn't see the referee send
that guy off the field, did you? "

A coach known for disagreeing with the referee's decisions approached the
referee after the game and said "That was a great match."
"Oh really?" the referee replied with a smile, clearly flattered.
"Yes" said the coach, "I wish you had seen it."

God and the Devil decided to arrange a football match,
*I know we will win," said God, "We have all the best players here."
"I wouldn't count on that God," replied the Devil, "Down here we have all the
referees."

Football Quiz Answers

A1: Bradford City.
A2: Trevor Francis in 1979 from Birmingham City to Nottingham Forest.
A3: Tranmere Rovers.
A4: Andrei Kanchelskis
A5: Inverness Caledonian Thistle.
A6: Jermaine Defoe with five goals in one half.
A7: York City.
A8: David James.
A9: St Johnstone.
A10: Brighton Tower (1898-1901), Brighton & Hove Albion (1920 onwards),and New
Brighton(1923 - 1951).