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Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish
you a happy St. Patrick’s Day
When St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland
they kept asking “Are we there yet?”
What did the pizza delivery leprechaun say when
he accidentally bumped into the front door?
“Doh! Me nose!”
Patrick is working in a posh house when
the lady of the house asks if he’d like a
cup of coffee. He says “yes please” so
she makes him a cup and gives it to him.
Patrick thanks her, takes a sip and
declares “This is excellent coffee”. “Thank
you,” the lady replies, “My husband
brought it back from Brazil.” “Amazing,”
Patrick says, “And it’s still hot.”
Mick goes to visit his builder friend Paddy
and finds him building a brick wall in his
living room. “What on earth are you
doing?” He asks. His friend replies “I’m
working from home.”
Football Quiz Answers
A1: Everton.
A2: Wrexham – formed in 1864.
A3: Ajax
A4: Northampton Town.
A5: Fabio Capello
A6: Leeds United.
A7: Italy.
A8: Finland.
A9: Birgit Prinz. - 128 goals.
A10: Accrington Stanley