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Jokes


       Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish
       you a happy St. Patrick’s Day


       When St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland
       they kept asking “Are we there yet?”


       What did the pizza delivery leprechaun say when
       he accidentally bumped into the front door?
       “Doh! Me nose!”


       Patrick is working in a posh house when
       the lady of the house asks if he’d like a
       cup of coffee. He says “yes please” so
       she makes him a cup and gives it to him.
       Patrick thanks her, takes a sip and
       declares “This is excellent coffee”. “Thank
       you,” the lady replies, “My husband
       brought it back from Brazil.” “Amazing,”
       Patrick says, “And it’s still hot.”

       Mick goes to visit his builder friend Paddy
       and finds him building a brick wall in his
       living room. “What on earth are you
       doing?” He asks. His friend replies “I’m
       working from home.”

       Football Quiz Answers

       A1: Everton.
       A2: Wrexham – formed in 1864.
       A3: Ajax
       A4: Northampton Town.
       A5: Fabio Capello
       A6: Leeds United.
       A7: Italy.
       A8: Finland.
       A9: Birgit Prinz. - 128 goals.
       A10: Accrington Stanley
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