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Introducing Henbury F.C. Cont...

Ross Jones (Midfield/Forward) – ‘Jointy’ is a one club man. Always puts in a shift
and never lets anyone down but looks like he could seize up at any moment.
Special Talent – Gay Icon.

Warren Collins (Midfield) – ‘Wazz’ Scored arguably the goal of the 21/22 season
with an unstoppable free-kick that 2 goalkeepers wouldn’t have saved. (If those
goalkeepers were Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles).

Brandon Dack (Midfield/Forward) – ‘Bean’ – Quiet and laid back off the pitch,
busy and does his talking on it, growing into his number 10 role. Crap at drinking
but loves a relaxing rollie!

Danny Seymour (Midfield) –‘Skinner’ Likes to shoot early and finish the job asap.
Had a great debut season in 21-22 but picked up a few injuries which interrupted
his progress. Will be looking to kick on this year and prove his true value.
Luke Coghlan – (Midfield/forward) – ‘Cogs’ - Hard working player with good
technique and physicality. A great addition to the team after spending the last few
seasons at Portishead Town.

Will Baldwin (Forward) – Last season’s young player of the year, great left peg
on him. Never shuts up. Sports a lovely chinstrap these days. Must learn not to post
on twitter that he is watching C*ty when he should be playing for Henbury.

Shaquille Hunter (Forward) – Back at the club after a short spell away. Quality
footballer who has, and probably could still perform at a much higher level. Happy
these days to play his football for fun.

Rhys Iles – (Forward) – New signing for this season. Strong and technically gifted
with a burst of pace and an eye for goal. Has scored plenty of goals at the level
below and will be looking to show his talent in his first season at County League
level.

Rian Vitor Sena Eliziarion (Midfield/forward) – Recent arrival at the club. We’re
hoping he can bring a bit of Brazilian flair to the squad. Doesn’t speak a word of
English.

Paul Coles – (Forward) – ‘Noddy’ Veteran frontman and honorary Tangy, dual
signing with Hanham Athletic.

Shaun Baldwin (Lino) - Club linesman and an absolute pleasure for the
Management Team to have onboard. The most honest and polite linesman in the
league. Even when “questioned” by opponents he gently replies.